Fadsiglogkengeptarg Zimmabben is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish squid.

Fadsiglogkengeptarg Zimmabben created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadsiglogkengeptarg Zimmabben, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadsiglogkengeptarg Zimmabben, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fadsiglogkengeptarg Zimmabben's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fadsiglogkengeptarg Zimmabben's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing pink shoes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Do not cook food in pots.