Hunlunjadlog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet meerkat.

Hunlunjadlog created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlunjadlog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hunlunjadlog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hunlunjadlog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hunlunjadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about dark matter near swans while wearing yellow hats and balancing seven gold spheres on your neck.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.