Cabhimlik Vegkimarm is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional gerbil.

Cabhimlik Vegkimarm created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Cabhimlik Vegkimarm, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabhimlik Vegkimarm, he will cry a lot.

Cabhimlik Vegkimarm's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cabhimlik Vegkimarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not jump in public.