Monxemrap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil swan.

Monxemrap created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monxemrap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Monxemrap, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Monxemrap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Monxemrap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not make images of living things.