Tentitpas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able troll.

Tentitpas created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentitpas, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tentitpas, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tentitpas' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tentitpas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.