Nulabdog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident bat.

Nulabdog created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nulabdog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nulabdog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nulabdog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nulabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nulabdog in the centre of the settlement.