Vanvegvid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive whale.

Vanvegvid created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanvegvid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vanvegvid, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vanvegvid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vanvegvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Never wear purple shoes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never jump in holy places.