Jadnarlyok is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, loving meerkat.

Jadnarlyok created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadnarlyok, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jadnarlyok, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Jadnarlyok's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jadnarlyok's Holy Commandments

1. Jadnarlyok loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.