Cussvincissnell is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, flying mongoose.

Cussvincissnell created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussvincissnell, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussvincissnell, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cussvincissnell's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cussvincissnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.