Ratgemfid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced grasshopper.

Ratgemfid created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgemfid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ratgemfid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ratgemfid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ratgemfid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ratgemfid.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratgemfid.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Hide from violet mice for they are unholy.