Flagwip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy chicken.

Flagwip created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagwip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagwip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flagwip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flagwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five platinum sculptures of Flagwip on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Flagwip on top of all buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Flagwip.

5. Never talk about archaea.