Rakcatnull is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering
centaur.
Rakcatnull created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.
If you believe in
Rakcatnull, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Rakcatnull, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Rakcatnull's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Rakcatnull's Holy Commandments1. Never leap in the presence of swans.
2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Never paint your face purple.
5. Do not speak about garlic.