Rakcatnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering centaur.

Rakcatnull created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Rakcatnull, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rakcatnull, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rakcatnull's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Rakcatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of swans.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never paint your face purple.

5. Do not speak about garlic.