Gupfomsid is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, witty
lion.
Gupfomsid created an up quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gupfomsid, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gupfomsid, he will turn you into a plant.
Gupfomsid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Gupfomsid's Holy Commandments1. Always treat manatees with great respect.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not speak about tomatoes.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gupfomsid in the centre of the settlement.