Titligjig is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, unjust
mink.
Titligjig created life three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Titligjig, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Titligjig, she will throw large rocks at you.
Titligjig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Titligjig's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Titligjig's name in vain.
2. Never write about bacteria.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Titligjig in the centre of the settlement.