Farnlimvab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, grumpy bee.

Farnlimvab created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnlimvab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farnlimvab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Farnlimvab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Farnlimvab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear mauve trousers.