Vegbugflabdabvignull is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain toad.

Vegbugflabdabvignull created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbugflabdabvignull, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegbugflabdabvignull, she will curse you with boils.

Vegbugflabdabvignull's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vegbugflabdabvignull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near otters while wearing mauve boots and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.

5. Never talk about shrews.