Vinmegcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unjust newt.

Vinmegcet created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinmegcet, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vinmegcet, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vinmegcet's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vinmegcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Vinmegcet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.