Sakdibdonsakarpwit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain lion.

Sakdibdonsakarpwit created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Sakdibdonsakarpwit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sakdibdonsakarpwit, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sakdibdonsakarpwit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sakdibdonsakarpwit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sakdibdonsakarpwit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing cyan shorts.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Always help sharks in need.