Matgofbog is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong
camel.
Matgofbog created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Matgofbog, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Matgofbog, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Matgofbog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Matgofbog's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.
2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
3. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing magenta dresses.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.