Farnsawingtun Limbossyarl Tofxemapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage clam.

Farnsawingtun Limbossyarl Tofxemapp created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnsawingtun Limbossyarl Tofxemapp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farnsawingtun Limbossyarl Tofxemapp, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Farnsawingtun Limbossyarl Tofxemapp's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Farnsawingtun Limbossyarl Tofxemapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Never sit in the presence of moths.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Retreat if six snails approach from the south.

5. Never wear dresses.
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