Saggumvin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, calm faun.

Saggumvin created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Saggumvin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Saggumvin, he will turn you into a hamster.

Saggumvin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Saggumvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Saggumvin.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Saggumvin in the centre of the settlement.
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