Listgedkar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident troll.

Listgedkar created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listgedkar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listgedkar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Listgedkar's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Listgedkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never paint your face indigo.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about tapirs.