Stipwippod Orthaphit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable centaur.

Stipwippod Orthaphit created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipwippod Orthaphit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stipwippod Orthaphit, he will turn you into a plant.

Stipwippod Orthaphit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stipwippod Orthaphit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never bounce near badgers.

5. Never wear shorts.
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