Catrotdam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fox.

Catrotdam created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catrotdam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Catrotdam, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Catrotdam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Catrotdam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Run away from black dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must pray to Catrotdam three times a day.