Wikrot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent dove.

Wikrot created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikrot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wikrot, it will turn you into a rock.

Wikrot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wikrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect six zinc sculptures of Wikrot on top of important buildings.

4. Always help otters.

5. Never talk about badgers.