Cussmitcum Yikbonpig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying raven.

Cussmitcum Yikbonpig created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussmitcum Yikbonpig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cussmitcum Yikbonpig, he will turn you into a worm.

Cussmitcum Yikbonpig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cussmitcum Yikbonpig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cussmitcum Yikbonpig.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from blue frogs for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.