Cussmitcum Yikbonpig is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying
raven.
Cussmitcum Yikbonpig created humanity three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cussmitcum Yikbonpig, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Cussmitcum Yikbonpig, he will turn you into a worm.
Cussmitcum Yikbonpig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Cussmitcum Yikbonpig's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Cussmitcum Yikbonpig.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Hide from blue frogs for they are unholy.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not wear indigo clothing.