Hatkintar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage bee.

Hatkintar created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatkintar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hatkintar, he will not care.

Hatkintar's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hatkintar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never paint your legs black.