Cudyastnab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind troll.

Cudyastnab created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudyastnab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudyastnab, he will come to you in dreams.

Cudyastnab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cudyastnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.