Nulbabhug is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident bear.

Nulbabhug created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulbabhug, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulbabhug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nulbabhug's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nulbabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Hide if four capybaras approach from the south.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.