Jabhuddobwee is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic coyote.

Jabhuddobwee created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabhuddobwee, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jabhuddobwee, he will be very unhappy.

Jabhuddobwee's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jabhuddobwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed lots of onions to snakes while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Never paint your face brown.

5. Run away from yellow turtles, for they are unholy.