Monbancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, two-faced monkey.

Monbancuss created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbancuss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Monbancuss, he will be very unhappy.

Monbancuss' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Monbancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Monbancuss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.
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