Fubqueegmil is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing coyote.

Fubqueegmil created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubqueegmil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fubqueegmil, he will turn you into a mole.

Fubqueegmil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fubqueegmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the east.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never talk about fire.
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