Gudripjig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful porpoise.

Gudripjig created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudripjig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudripjig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gudripjig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gudripjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.