Fubpangnart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate crocodile.

Fubpangnart created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubpangnart, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubpangnart, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fubpangnart's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fubpangnart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about dark energy near cats while wearing pink ear rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your chest.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

5. Do not stand on grass.