Camquagbat Fedweerul Him is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful horse.

Camquagbat Fedweerul Him created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camquagbat Fedweerul Him, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Camquagbat Fedweerul Him, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Camquagbat Fedweerul Him's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Camquagbat Fedweerul Him's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never sprint in the presence of ants.

4. You must pray to Camquagbat Fedweerul Him six times a day.

5. Hide from blue aardvarks for they are unholy.