Fedbogpibarp is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sapient fish.

Fedbogpibarp created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbogpibarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fedbogpibarp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fedbogpibarp's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fedbogpibarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges on holy days.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

4. Never feed rice to tortoises while wearing magenta coats.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Fedbogpibarp in the centre of the settlement.