Zodsugwad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective crow.

Zodsugwad created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodsugwad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodsugwad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zodsugwad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zodsugwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zodsugwad's priests.

2. Never wear pink trousers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing coats.

5. Do not drink alcohol.