Sigjig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent turtle.

Sigjig created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigjig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigjig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sigjig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Sigjig's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.