Flaprawbog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, egotistical warg.

Flaprawbog created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaprawbog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flaprawbog, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flaprawbog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flaprawbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flaprawbog.

3. Worship no other gods but Flaprawbog.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Flaprawbog on top of important buildings.