Lidnartquillman is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful snail.

Lidnartquillman created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidnartquillman, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidnartquillman, it will turn you into a plant.

Lidnartquillman's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lidnartquillman's Holy Commandments

1. Lidnartquillman loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.