Danrotzig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, confident walrus.

Danrotzig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danrotzig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Danrotzig, she will think nothing of it.

Danrotzig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Danrotzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed grapes to swans while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.