Titdidweg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable clam.

Titdidweg created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Titdidweg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titdidweg, she will turn you into a goat.

Titdidweg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Titdidweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck black.

2. Always obey Titdidweg's priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed bread to hamsters while wearing cyan coats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.