Wadgamfensad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm cow.

Wadgamfensad created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadgamfensad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadgamfensad, she will turn you into a rat.

Wadgamfensad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wadgamfensad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face yellow.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the south.