Dudmobsom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, kind ferret.

Dudmobsom created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudmobsom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dudmobsom, he will strike you with lightening.

Dudmobsom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dudmobsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never feed cherries to snakes while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look at comets.