Poppontag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet duck.

Poppontag created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poppontag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Poppontag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Poppontag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Poppontag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about gravity near dogs while wearing indigo jumpers.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Always take life seriously.