Babhabcid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless hyena.

Babhabcid created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Babhabcid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Babhabcid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Babhabcid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Babhabcid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Babhabcid four times a day.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Never eat green fruit.