Wodcanlatsanten is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair camel.

Wodcanlatsanten created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcanlatsanten, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodcanlatsanten, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wodcanlatsanten's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wodcanlatsanten's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue corsets.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.