Ontfudbug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud lizard.

Ontfudbug created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontfudbug, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ontfudbug, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ontfudbug's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ontfudbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near geese.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ontfudbug.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.