Sigdubdut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair pig.

Sigdubdut created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Sigdubdut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sigdubdut, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sigdubdut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sigdubdut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigdubdut.

2. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.