Doglagflam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating meerkat.

Doglagflam created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doglagflam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Doglagflam, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Doglagflam's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Doglagflam's Holy Commandments

1. Doglagflam loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Doglagflam.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.