Spagsatrill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing cobra.

Spagsatrill created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Spagsatrill, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Spagsatrill, he will think nothing of it.

Spagsatrill's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Spagsatrill's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.